Where is the Flipflop?

I can't find a flipflop.  It's green.  There is only one--can't remember which foot it belongs too.  It's a specific green flip flop.  Anyone who knows it's whereabouts please send photos so that I can identify it.  I think I know who has the flip flop.  It usually only travels between my hand and my bro-in-law who we will call "Monster" for a good time.  I know he has the flip flop.  Well pretty sure he does.  Just waiting for it to re-surface.  My Auntie M says I should blog about it.  So here I am.  WHERE IS THE FLIP FLOP MONSTER!??  Or did someone else find it?  hmmm?


Confession of the day:  I like the look of tucked in sheets on the bed.  I hate the feel.  But the reason I don't tuck them is much more simple:  it takes way to bloomin' long.  So when I say "I HATE TUCKED IN SHEETS" it's mostly the second thing.  B/C it's not hard to kick them out at night.

For Nadine, part 2.

Just kinda testing to see if Nadine is going to continually read this.  I mean seriously if she WANTS me to type on it she better read.  And remark.  That way I'll know she's serious.

In honor of her today I shall do a DAILY CONFESSION....

Hmmmm, this is hard b/c I so seldom do the wrong thing.  I do notice how often OTHER people do the wrong thing.  Maybe I should write about that instead?  No, no, in honor of Nadine I shall do a real, honest confession.  I should pick something juicy b/c really I am pretty sure no one is going to read this.  But I won't...I'll choose something that still kinda makes me look good...

Okay here it goes, you are free to pick whichever is most intriguing to you.
1.  I skipped three whole pages of my book b/c I was bored.  But if I was asked I would insist I read every single page.
2.  I threw out a slice of cheese b/c I didn't feel like wrapping it.  I suppose I could have given it to my loving dog.  Giving it to African children was just plain out of the question.
3.  I told my kids I was doing 'office work' when instead I was designing myself one lemony blog page.  And seriously I am more apt to try to write on here considering the lemonz.

Well that's it for now.  I feel dull and boring.  I blame Nadine.

For "Nadine"

I don't use this. I have tried a few times since 2005 and really just never got the hang of it. Some people have fun looking blogs. Some people are witty. Personally I am ONLY on this right now to amuse a friend who I shall name "Nadine".

But I am curious to see if I gain momentum or if I just look like a crazy person writing to "Nadine" on my blog. And perhaps I'll gain momentum b/c people will think I am a crazy person who talks to "Nadine" on her blog. I dunno.

Regardless, I don't use this. It took me 20 minutes to regain my password and remember what email I used. It took another 10 to remember how to navigate (tho I think it's all changed up now). It took another 5 to think of something to write--which will shock people, yep, I thot about this for 5 whole minutes. Now I am boring myself. So I shall end it by saying "Hello Nadine".

Oh yeah.

I totally forgot that I owned this. All the talk of the big fish made me remember.