Friday, November 04, 2005

Anyone, Anyone?

Okay, so there is a town called Springwater not far from us (well really calling it a town is being a little generous, it is more like 5 houses with bad paint jobs. But I digress...). So, Springwater's only claim to fame is it's sign. They have this sign on the highway side of 'town' that constantly changes. Usually it has some sort of pathetically witty, family-friendly riddle. Like last week when it said "Where does a hamburger go to dance? The meat ball." Not exactly funny I suppose but still it makes slowing down to 60 KM (you ARE supposed to slow for some unknown reason, maybe one of the 6 residents is out walking their dog? Not sure. But again, I digress...) a little more enjoyable.

Now call me dense (just leave that one alone MomentBoy) but this week for the LIFE of me I do NOT get the sign. If ANYONE, ANYONE can get it then PLEASE let me in...

This is what it says...

"What made the lobster blush? The sea weed."

12 comments:

Reesh said...

So what, like the lobster is high on pot and is blushing? Is blushing a common side affect of being stoned? Seems like maybe the residents of Springwater we're well into the ganga when they painted this weeks sign...

Ariana said...

The sea weed... like as in, went wee-wee. You know, peed? Surely, with all the toddlers and small children in your life, Glenna, you would be able to figure this out.

Oh Joy said...

Okay first...

- it is a family FRIENDLY board. We, of course, thought the whole pot scenerio first off ourselves, but Springwater just isn't that gangsta. IS blushing a common side effect of being stoned? I dunno!
- the peeing wouldn't make him BLUSH it would gross him out. HOW would the sea pee anyway????? I just don't think it makes sense. Sorry little one.

Anyone with a better idea than Ariana's?

Ariana said...

Of course it doesn't make sense. It's Springwater. But I'm still right.

Mark said...

Sorry MomentGirl but Ariana is right. I've heard that lame joke before. Tt is because the Sea Weed went "wee-wee" as Ariana puts it.
Check it on Google if you don't believe it.

Oh Joy said...

Well fine. But it STILL doesn't make any sense! I mean should it have grossed the lobster out??? It wouldn't make me BLUSH it would make me HURL!

I like Reesh's answer better.

Reesh said...

Yay me! I win I win!

Mark said...

Yeah we're still right. Anyway i didn't spend the whole time watching Angie thank you very much.

I don't need to go out and get a date Glenna. The dates come to me. Well they will eventually, ok, mabye not. Shut up, Soccer Mom!!!

Mark said...

A bit too much wasn't it?

Sorry about that

Oh Joy said...

It's all okay. You'll have to try harder if you wanna offend me. It's not an easy thing to do. Especially from someone who can't spell (it's maYBe).

Heather said...

hi glenna. yeah pinto is real. crazy stuff. due in june. very exciting. happy blogging.

Angela Oliver said...

I agree dumb joke.