So this is to make my little sister look more sane for being irrationally fear of walking through ditches (they DO have snakes you know)!
My irrational fears:
- dolls (notice how they STARE at you???? Just stare with those dead looking eyes.)
- kites (yeah, not sure about that one either. Just freak me out. I get so tense when I see one.)
- clowns (then once at the annual Saskatoon Fair...one followed my cousin Jody and I around for two hours. I was BAWLING by the time it left--oh and I was 19. But the damned clown just kept following, silently. Then it would tap me on the shoulder, then pretend to hide behind one of the other carnies...which reminds me...)
- carnies (WHERE do they FIND those people???? Do they TRAIN them to be so creepy???
- birds, any type anywhere (has anyone SEEN Hitchcock's movie??? I was frightened enough before but then I saw that movie and it confirmed all my fears, they will fly at you and peck at your eyes. THEY WILL!!!!
I was going to download a picture of a kite, or a bird or a doll but just can't bring myself to google for one!
Makes walking through ditches to avoid snakes look pretty normal doesn't it?
Anyone else have odd, irrational fears?
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Dolls and birds -- I am so, so with you there. I liked dolls when I was a kid, and I'm still okay with Cabbage Patch or something cute, but not those dolls that grandmas have on their beds and shelves with those blinky eyes that look almost like real miniature children... SO not cool.
And birds swoop. I don't really like things that swoop.
so far I hate flies that touch my face, especially my lips.
Thanks for helping me feel sane.
New Jersey ticks! And snakes, not so much in the wild, but Devinder's friend Ian has a boa constrictor and whenever we sleep over at his house I can't sleep because I think it's going to crall into bed with me - CREEPY!!
See, I would imagine the same thing.
I would imagine the snake crawling into bed with me.
YECCK!
Angie, was it you who watched the Dr. Phil with me where the woman was afraid of paper? See that is a lot more irrational than kites, right??? RIGHT???
...oh no, not PAPER - ahhhhhhh!!!
The paper is going to crawl into bed with me and and and it's going to to, well it's going to lay there, like paper - ahhhhhh!!
Paper cuts. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it away, get it away!!!
Even little bits of toilet paper. She refused to use the public washroom.
Dare I ask WHAT she uses to wipe her ass??
being in the open sea its creapy really.
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