Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Ka-BOOM!

Okay so it wasn't exactly as dramatic as Ka-BOOM but still, the wall (& door) separating my living room and (soon-to-be) dining room has come down! Which is an exciting pinnacle in the renovation process but also, it brings me the joyous, Christmas-y look of dry-wall dust powdering my house!!

I HATE MESS!!!!!!! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Number of times I dusted today? Three. And no one is even WORKING on the house today. I took the opportunity to clean up everyone's "work areas" today. I am not sure they will thank me but still, I HATE MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't understand how people can live in mess all the time! Am I just a little too Mrs.Clean??? B/C my dishwasher goes at least twice a day and I don't know if my washer/dryer EVER stops if my eyes are opened and my sink is always clear of all dishes. I like my floor washed at least every second day, my vacuum is out & running everyday before coffee-time and my sheets never go any longer than a week before being changed. More like twice a week really (mites, yuck). Is this abnormal? There are people laughing at me b/c I am constantly cleaning up the dry-wall mess while the place is still being sanded. But who can LIVE in mess????

And I won't even start on the people who live with 500 cats...

Monday, December 12, 2005

Barbie


A little known fact...If Barbie had my hip measurement she would have to be seven foot two and a half!! Also, if she were a real woman, she would have to crawl b/c her body could not physically support her frame. And she could not have both an trachea and an esophogus b/c there isn't enough room in her neck.

So what does this mean for me? B/C we know it somehow mean SOMETHING in regards to me...

Well OBVIOUS I am not 7 foot two and a half!!! I didn't make it to 6 feet (I tried so hard, even hung by my arms in the closet to try to stretch out the spinal cord, didn't work). Now my hair is no longer blonde. So OBVIOUSLY God is telling me to eat all the Christmas baking b/c I shall NEVER look like Barbie. Thank you. I shall now go and eat said baking.